#!/usr/bin/env sh usage() { printf "usage: $0 [-pn]\n -p: positive response\n -n: negative response\n"; } [ $# -eq 0 ] && usage && exit 0; [ -z "$MOMMYS_LITTLE" ] && MOMMYS_LITTLE="girl" [ -z "$MOMMYS_PRONOUN" ] && MOMMYS_PRONOUN="her" [ -z "$MOMMYS_ROLE" ] && MOMMYS_ROLE="mommy" [ -z "$MOMMY_COLOR" ] && MOMMY_COLOR='\e[38;5;217m' COLOR_RESET='\e[0m' negative() { RESPONSES=( "do you need $MOMMYS_ROLE's help~? ❤️" "don't give up, my love~ ❤️" "don't worry, $MOMMYS_ROLE is here to help you~ ❤️" "I believe in you, my sweet $MOMMYS_LITTLE~ ❤️" "it's okay to make mistakes, my dear~ ❤️" "just a little further, sweetie~ ❤️" "let's try again together, okay~? ❤️" "$MOMMYS_ROLE believes in you, and knows you can overcome this~ ❤️" "$MOMMYS_ROLE believes in you~ ❤️" "$MOMMYS_ROLE is always here for you, no matter what~ ❤️" "$MOMMYS_ROLE is here to help you through it~ ❤️" "$MOMMYS_ROLE is proud of you for trying, no matter what the outcome~ ❤️" "$MOMMYS_ROLE knows it's tough, but you can do it~ ❤️" "$MOMMYS_ROLE knows $MOMMYS_PRONOUN little $MOMMYS_LITTLE can do better~ ❤️" "$MOMMYS_ROLE knows you can do it, even if it's tough~ ❤️" "$MOMMYS_ROLE knows you're feeling down, but you'll get through it~ ❤️" "$MOMMYS_ROLE knows you're trying your best~ ❤️" "$MOMMYS_ROLE loves you, and is here to support you~ ❤️" "$MOMMYS_ROLE still loves you no matter what~ ❤️" "you're doing your best, and that's all that matters to $MOMMYS_ROLE~ ❤️" "$MOMMYS_ROLE is always here to encourage you~ ❤️" ) } positive() { RESPONSES=( "*pats your head*" "awe, what a good $MOMMYS_LITTLE~\n$MOMMYS_ROLE knew you could do it~ ❤️" "good $MOMMYS_LITTLE~\n$MOMMYS_ROLE's so proud of you~ ❤️" "keep up the good work, my love~ ❤️" "$MOMMYS_ROLE is proud of the progress you've made~ ❤️" "$MOMMYS_ROLE is so grateful to have you as $MOMMYS_PRONOUN little $MOMMYS_LITTLE~ ❤️" "I'm so proud of you, my love~ ❤️" "$MOMMYS_ROLE is so proud of you~ ❤️" "$MOMMYS_ROLE loves seeing $MOMMYS_PRONOUN little $MOMMYS_LITTLE succeed~ ❤️" "$MOMMYS_ROLE thinks $MOMMYS_PRONOUN little $MOMMYS_LITTLE earned a big hug~ ❤️" "that's a good $MOMMYS_LITTLE~ ❤️" "you did an amazing job, my dear~ ❤️" "you're such a smart cookie~ ❤️" ) } mommy_says() { says=$1 printf "$MOMMY_COLOR$says$COLOR_RESET\n" } random() { [ $1 == "positive" ] && positive [ $1 == "negative" ] && negative index=$(($RANDOM % ${#RESPONSES[@]})) response="${RESPONSES[$index]}" mommy_says "$response" } while getopts "pn" options; do case $options in p) random "positive" ;; n) random "negative" ;; *) usage; exit 1 ;; esac done