78 lines
2.8 KiB
Bash
78 lines
2.8 KiB
Bash
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#!/usr/bin/env sh
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usage() { printf "usage: $0 [-pn]\n -p: positive response\n -n: negative response\n"; }
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[ $# -eq 0 ] && usage && exit 0;
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[ -z "$MOMMYS_LITTLE" ] && MOMMYS_LITTLE="girl"
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[ -z "$MOMMYS_PRONOUN" ] && MOMMYS_PRONOUN="her"
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[ -z "$MOMMYS_ROLE" ] && MOMMYS_ROLE="mommy"
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[ -z "$MOMMY_COLOR" ] && MOMMY_COLOR='\e[38;5;217m'
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COLOR_RESET='\e[0m'
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negative() {
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RESPONSES=(
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"do you need $MOMMYS_ROLE's help~? ❤️"
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"don't give up, my love~ ❤️"
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"don't worry, $MOMMYS_ROLE is here to help you~ ❤️"
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"I believe in you, my sweet $MOMMYS_LITTLE~ ❤️"
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"it's okay to make mistakes, my dear~ ❤️"
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"just a little further, sweetie~ ❤️"
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"let's try again together, okay~? ❤️"
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"$MOMMYS_ROLE believes in you, and knows you can overcome this~ ❤️"
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"$MOMMYS_ROLE believes in you~ ❤️"
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"$MOMMYS_ROLE is always here for you, no matter what~ ❤️"
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"$MOMMYS_ROLE is here to help you through it~ ❤️"
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"$MOMMYS_ROLE is proud of you for trying, no matter what the outcome~ ❤️"
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"$MOMMYS_ROLE knows it's tough, but you can do it~ ❤️"
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"$MOMMYS_ROLE knows $MOMMYS_PRONOUN little $MOMMYS_LITTLE can do better~ ❤️"
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"$MOMMYS_ROLE knows you can do it, even if it's tough~ ❤️"
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"$MOMMYS_ROLE knows you're feeling down, but you'll get through it~ ❤️"
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"$MOMMYS_ROLE knows you're trying your best~ ❤️"
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"$MOMMYS_ROLE loves you, and is here to support you~ ❤️"
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"$MOMMYS_ROLE still loves you no matter what~ ❤️"
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"you're doing your best, and that's all that matters to $MOMMYS_ROLE~ ❤️"
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"$MOMMYS_ROLE is always here to encourage you~ ❤️"
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)
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}
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positive() {
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RESPONSES=(
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"*pats your head*"
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"awe, what a good $MOMMYS_LITTLE~\n$MOMMYS_ROLE knew you could do it~ ❤️"
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"good $MOMMYS_LITTLE~\n$MOMMYS_ROLE's so proud of you~ ❤️"
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"keep up the good work, my love~ ❤️"
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"$MOMMYS_ROLE is proud of the progress you've made~ ❤️"
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"$MOMMYS_ROLE is so grateful to have you as $MOMMYS_PRONOUN little $MOMMYS_LITTLE~ ❤️"
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"I'm so proud of you, my love~ ❤️"
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"$MOMMYS_ROLE is so proud of you~ ❤️"
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"$MOMMYS_ROLE loves seeing $MOMMYS_PRONOUN little $MOMMYS_LITTLE succeed~ ❤️"
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"$MOMMYS_ROLE thinks $MOMMYS_PRONOUN little $MOMMYS_LITTLE earned a big hug~ ❤️"
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"that's a good $MOMMYS_LITTLE~ ❤️"
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"you did an amazing job, my dear~ ❤️"
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"you're such a smart cookie~ ❤️"
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)
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}
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mommy_says() {
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says=$1
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printf "$MOMMY_COLOR$says$COLOR_RESET\n"
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}
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random() {
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[ $1 == "positive" ] && positive
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[ $1 == "negative" ] && negative
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index=$(($RANDOM % ${#RESPONSES[@]}))
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response="${RESPONSES[$index]}"
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mommy_says "$response"
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}
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while getopts "pn" options; do
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case $options in
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p) random "positive" ;;
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n) random "negative" ;;
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*) usage; exit 1 ;;
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esac
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done
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